You see, that's a nice easy choice; whiskey or not-whiskey. I have gin, rum, or wine to choose from.

I know gin will make me maudlin, but then David Cameron has made me maudlin already. Rum will make me randy, but I have no-one to help me out with that (and I think the poor rabbit might need a day off - stop me if this is TMI LOL). And the bottle of wine has been open for Wetherspoonish lengths of time and has probably gone manky.

And now you've mentioned whiskey I could just go for... well whisky with no E actually. A nice malt...

Bah. Stupid easily-led brain.