Blame dudeulike who got it from n0wheregirl. The italic text was inserted by me to make the grammar look right, and the table coding was redone so it didn't break the display. Absolute table sizes, the coders on that site deserve to be shot.
It has, however, reminded me to link to Jonny's post here about the Mi6 website, it did amuse me.
In a slightly better mood than this morning, 8.20am wake ups on my day off never put me in a good frame of mind.