If in doubt, blame the bloody pagans

Hmm... Remember this?:

Ann Bryn-Evans, joint Wessex district manager for The Pagan Federation, said: "We were hoping for some dry weather but I think I have changed my mind.

"We'll be doing some rain magic to bring the rain and wash it away."

Maybe there's something in it:

Torrential rain hits Dorset towns

after all?

some areas received more than two months' rain in just 24 hours

Bloody pagans. Do y'all like the way the media and the Govt is commenting loads on this set of (southern) flooding, but when Yorkshire got swamped a few weeks back it was barely commented on and that nice Mr Brown went partying?

Idea for this post from hennel @ topicalcomedy