Are you good at picking up bales of hay[barrels of beer] and fine-looking women?

There, corrected that for you.

Who's going to ride my wild horses?

It's not like you'd be short of takers. I'll sit and watch though, horses and me don't seem to get on. Besides, I like watching...

d'you like my new comments boxes? Can't sort out the embed though, it's hard coded inline style :-(