There are some half-decent MT systems on the market, but they cost a lot of money...probably about the same amount of money as we've wasted on the abomination that is our 2012 logo.

I almost cried when I read this, though. It looks as though some work experience student has been using the free online version of Babelfish (one of the worst when I did my Machine Assisted Translation module for my degree) at the last moment.

It has "See me" stamped in big red letters on it whenever I look at it from now on...