> (not all Conservatives are Tories, really must write that post)

Yes, you should. I'd be intrigued to know the difference.

> Is there a train station in town?

The closest are Hessle or Hull, which is mainline, from where you are. They've changed all the bus numbers since I last lived there. It's a depressing hole of a place. Residents are likely to vote for the biggest bastard they can find just to enliven their hopeless, pathetic lives.