Mat! Repeat this in your mind. Lots. You do not want to work in retail again. You do not want to go back to a retail job.. Got that? Good good.

Um, yeah. many many congratulations to faeriecween for getting the best shop job ever. Why do I say this? They've given her a branch of Hotel Chocolat to run, about ten minutes walk from where she lives.

*is very very jealous*

You do not want to work in retail again. You do not want to go back to a retail job.