matgb: Artwork of 19th century upper class anarchist, text: MatGB (Marvin-Computer-Hates-Me)
Mat Bowles ([personal profile] matgb) wrote2007-02-23 11:14 pm

Dear Internets

Please to be not crashing every 5 minutes. I know the house wireless network is both beyond my control and a little not very good, but it would be nice if I could actually open up a page and/or hit 'submit' for a comment without getting a 'server is taking too long to respond' message, m'kay?

Also, Gmail? It would be nice if you stopped crashing as well, 18 months no problems, and now you've opened up to all without the need for an invite code you decide to start crapping out on me? Not good, not good at all.

No cookies for you.

Best regards, Mat

PS, once you're fixed, if you could tell the company that makes the conference badge printers that having to define which USB slot they're plugged into when you install the driver onto a laptop that will be set up by a different person actually at conference is a bloody stupid thing that breaks the point of USB, I'd be grateful, because the install software is annoying to use once...

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, no. You're being far too nice. Threaten it with violence!

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-23 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhhh, you see, because I am sad and have no life and never leave the house apart from for work and exercise (which I haven't done today *guilty expression*) I don't need mobile internet access.

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, too mesmerised by your icon to make coherent reply. There's not taking things seriously, and then there's making a picture of yourself about to lick Tony Blair's head...

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hah, yes, I remember the "I'll never fill all THOSE icon slots!" feeling...

* eyes that sentence *

Worryingly, I'm now able to get into old and jaded mode WITHOUT gin, it seems LOL.

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
You see, that's a nice easy choice; whiskey or not-whiskey. I have gin, rum, or wine to choose from.

I know gin will make me maudlin, but then David Cameron has made me maudlin already. Rum will make me randy, but I have no-one to help me out with that (and I think the poor rabbit might need a day off - stop me if this is TMI LOL). And the bottle of wine has been open for Wetherspoonish lengths of time and has probably gone manky.

And now you've mentioned whiskey I could just go for... well whisky with no E actually. A nice malt...

Bah. Stupid easily-led brain.

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
You put ICE in SCOTCH?!?! SACRILEDGE!!!!

Bah, if I hadn't already poured my rum I'd be coming down there to confiscate it.

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not my tastes, but the tastes of the people who make Scotch. Who also, I believe, object to it being called scotch. "Scotch on the rocks" is an American term, and if we trusted THEM on food and drink...

* pokes you for being a bloody southerner *

...

Damn.

You know, I'm spoiling for a fight but I don't want to fight with you.

:/

I don't suppose you could pass me on to the LJs of some eminent Tories and I could go pick fights with them instead?

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! I attempted to go to sleep and look where THAT got me.

* stabs brain with Q-tip *

whole point of freedom of choice is that I'll do what I want with it

Oh, you're just BLATANTLY trying to turn me on now.

which is whisky and lemonade on ice, and salad cream with every meal, thankee muchly ;-)

... or maybe not.

Isn't a merkin a pubic wig?

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Rawr, talk FU to me baby... ;)

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
* eyes your layout *

Oops.

Note to self: start more new threads.

[identity profile] miss-s-b.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a bit of a style-mine nazi anyway ;)

[identity profile] eccles.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Having recently had similar "annoying wireless" issues may I share something I learnt.

The basic question to ask is whether there a cordless phone nearby? If it's yours it is then easy to check its frequency 5.8GHz will be ok, 2.4GHz is possibly the problem. Of course a neighbour might also have one. The solution I found was slightly counter intuitive.

Either using your PCs wireless software or a program such as Netstumbler see what other wireless networks are out there and what channels they use. Usually 1, 6 and 11. Change the channel of your wireless router (I realise this might be tricky if it isn't yours) so that it shares the same channel as one or two other networks.

Apparently 2.4GHz is unregulated. Wifi is careful about which precise frequency it uses hence the dozen or so channels. Cordless phones scan the band and find an empty bit and rather roughly at that. So by making sure you use the same channel as other wifi networks you are ensuring the cordless phone will prefer a different more empty patch of bandwidth. The other networks on your channel are unlikely to cause a problem unless they are more powerful than yours which should be closer anyway.

[identity profile] octalbunny.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's Microsoft being stupid with USB, not the printer manufacturer.

They had to work out what to do when two identical USB devices are connected. They could have done something special when the second device was plugged in, instead they made it awkward even with only one device.

[identity profile] octalbunny.livejournal.com 2007-02-24 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, via friendsfriends.

Sorry for the dry tone of that. I've spent the week writing bug reports and translating my thoughts ("you're a bunch of muppets, you've had the cheek to admit that your stuff isn't properly tested, why are you asking the rest of the company to use it") in to neutral-toned comments.