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Didn't think of this while I did them all, but a prize for the least spelling/grammar errors should be given out. NB, I don't think any of them have none.

Least blanket assumptions or mass generalisations may be more difficult.

You scored as Classic Goth. Classic! the best kind! actually, you're probably a little of every kind of Goth! you love the old-school stuff! too bad there arent more of your kind around here any more... </td> Classic Goth 88% Denial Goth 75% Romantic Goth 63% Industrial Goth 50% Poser Goth 13% The True Goth Quiz created with QuizFarm.com

Oh look, I'm an old fart. Quel surprise eh?

You scored as The Operative. You are dedicated to your job and very good at what you do. You've done some very bad things, but they had to be done. You don't expect to go to heaven, but that is a sacrifice you've made for a better future for all. </td> The Operative 81% Capt. Mal Reynolds 69% River Tam 63% Kaylee Frye 63% Inara Serra 63% Hoban 'Wash' Washburne 56% Shepherd Derrial Book 38% Zoe Alleyne Washburne 38% Simon Tam 25% Jayne Cobb 19% Which Serenity character are you? created with QuizFarm.com

WTF? Ah well, the test is actually not bad, I didn't scream at the grammar or spelling errors, and there are lots of results.

You scored as Armand. Your the mysterious type only those close to you know the truth about who you really are </td> Armand 83% Angel 67% Spike 50% Louis 42% Lestat 42% Deacon Frost 42% Marius 42% Blade 42% Dracula 33% Akasha 25% Whose your Vampire personality? (images) created with QuizFarm.com

Meh, not even a pretty picture...

You scored as Complete Filth. You are flithy! You see sublimal messages everywhere... and you're always willing for some *ahem* fun. You can get "creative" with it too. You need serious counseling. Click Here, cus you need help </td> Complete Filth 70% Not so clean 60% Pedofile 40% Pure and Innocent 20% How dirty is your mind? created with QuizFarm.com

Methinks some of the creators of these tests are a little too innocent for their own good.

You scored as Albus Dumbledore. Strong and powerful you admirably defend your world and your charges against those who would seek to harm them. However sometimes you can fail to do what you must because you care too much to cause suffering. </td> Albus Dumbledore 80% Severus Snape 70% Harry Potter 70% Draco Malfoy 65% Remus Lupin 65% Sirius Black 60% Ginny Weasley 55% Hermione Granger 55% Lord Voldemort 50% Ron Weasley 40% Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...? created with QuizFarm.com

Is it wrong that I've almost been talked into reading the books?

You scored as personality. Hopefully whoever you end up with will be attractive, but you choose your women based upon how funny they are and if you can talk to them on the phone for hours and feel like you only just started talking except that your hand is tired and your ear is sore from pressing the phone so close. </td> personality 88% The space between the legs 63% Ass man 58% Mouth man 58% an eyes person 54% Breast Guy 38% What are you attracted to in a girl created with QuizFarm.com

Really? Never would have figured that out on my own.

You scored as Tom Zarek. You began your career as a terrorist, but that was so your voice could be heard. You alone know the right path, and anyone who gets in your way is fighting against the good of you all. Still, you can wait, and you can fight your war in any arena. </td> Tom Zarek 63% Dr Gaius Baltar 63% CPO Galen Tyrol 56% Capt. Lee Adama (Apollo) 56% President Laura Roslin 50% Commander William Adama 44% Lt. Kara Thrace (Starbuck) 44% Number 6 44% Col. Saul Tigh 44% Lt. Sharon Valerii (Boomer) 38% What New Battlestar Galactica character are you? created with QuizFarm.com

This one isn't bad. and let's be honest, it's not innaccurate is it?

You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful. </td> Gunshot 73% Bomb 73% Disappear 73% Stabbed 67% Cut Throat 60% Disease 60% Eaten 60% Suicide 60% Natural Causes 53% Posion 53% Suffocated 47% Accident 40% Drowning 13% How Will You Die?? created with QuizFarm.com

Unlike JFK, I don't spend half my life chasing blondes. Brunettes, redheads, bright purple, etc, yes, but not blondes...

You scored as Existentialist. Existentialism emphasizes human capability. There is no greater power interfering with life and thus it is up to us to make things happen. Sometimes considered a negative and depressing world view, your optimism towards human accomplishment is immense. Mankind is condemned to be free and must accept the responsibility. </td> Existentialist 81% Postmodernist 75% Modernist 69% Materialist 69% Cultural Creative 44% Idealist 38% Romanticist 38% Fundamentalist 25% What is Your World View? (updated) created with QuizFarm.com

Or is that the whole point?

You scored as Democrat. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'> </td> Democrat 92% Socialist 75% Anarchism 75% Green 42% Fascism 42% Communism 42% Republican 8% Nazi 0% What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In? created with QuizFarm.com

Probably close enough, if the Dems have a radical libertarian-left reforming branch.

You scored as Punk. YOU PUNK! you HATE the government and love to piss people off. You listen to bands like The Casualties. The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, and Rancid. You love studs, big boots, and crazy hair. </td> Metal 63% Punk 63% Classic Rock 50% Rap/Hip-Hop 33% Emo 29% Pop 29% Which genre of music fits you created with QuizFarm.com

I hate the govt because I like punk music? No, I loath this govt because they're a bunch of authoritarian berderline fascists, I like punk music because I like punk music. The two are only vaguely linked, and there's achance I may like the next govt. Unlikely, but still...

Well, what else is a boy to do when he takes the day off ill? Sort the flat, update the websites, the laundry, some washing up, etc? Go away conscience, I saw a pretty picture...