Meta'd Gepetto

I always did like the song, but this has nothing to do with Tanya Donnelly. A letter from a boy toy.

For those whose innocence hasn't quite disappeared yet ;-)

I'll, um, go to bed now before I get even more carried away...

Terror Laws

There was a fascist Prime Minister,
MPs thought his Terror Laws sinister.
Blair pushed his luck,
They said "Get tae fuck!"
With any luck, now he'll leave Westminster

Well, the didn't get the 90 days, but they did get the 28. So, anyone accused of being a terrorist, which is defined in a way to catch a lot of people that aren't fanatical followers of a particualr faith, animal rights campaigners and 82 year old hecklers come to mind, can, if the Commons gets its way, be locked up for a whole month. MPs opposed to it deserve a little support, MPs in favour deserve to be told off. Tim from bloggerheads asks nicely:

( What I want you to do is this: )

Thank you.

The Sun, incidentally, is lying its tits off (literally, even page 3 is propaganda these days), but if a dodgy lefty like me finds himself in full agreement with a radical Tory like devils_kitchen then something is wrong. Limericks are from him BTW. More coverage in my newsblog feeds and on nolittleengland.

90 days was considered too long,
MPs didn't think 28 days wrong;
They passed that Bill.
It's a whole month still:
Is calling Blair "a cunt" too strong?