Lesbian love for sale...

Tim at bloggerheads is auctioning off The mobile phone number of a hot Page 3 lesbian. It's the one who changed her name to Clare Short last year.

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Just spoke to faeriecween on the phone. She denies being crazy. This, I think, has something to do with a river in Egypt. I've been asked to remind aliennurai to be late tomorrow, 'cos she wants a lie.