It's April in just over a week.

April Fool
doctorvee	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
draich_goch	TPs your cat.
faeriecween	paints your car orange.
freddiefraggles	smiles. All the time.
jackthomas	buys you a Russian Bride.
lithium_doll	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
mapp	glues your head to your bedroom ceiling.
nadriel	eggs your Russian Bride.
paulatpingu	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
susannah_banana	shaves your dog.
Prank Me

Isn't April supposed to warm up? At least a bit, anyway.