Meh, T-shirt slogans

[matgb]

Mike wants us to collect T-shirt slogans. I only do insults, but even so, it might be vaguely amusing.

Any ideas for a tshirt slogan I should wear?

Comments

[harlotqueen.livejournal.com]

The subject of this very post?

[fearmeforiampink]

"Arrogant Pointy-eared Elven Git Ahoy!"

[matgb]

Thank you for that wonderful contribution Mr Pink.

Get back into your hole ;-)

[fearmeforiampink]

"Arrogant Pointy-eared Elven Gits Anonymous!"

"Arrogant Pointy-eared Liberal Democrat Goth Elven Git!"

"Arrogant Pointy-eared Elven Gits follow trends too!"

"I'm wearing this because I want to be more like Mike. Mmmmmmmm cheeese!"

"Kill me now...."

"Arrogant Pointy-eared Pirate-wannabe Elven Gits"

[nadriel.livejournal.com]

"I used to be an atheist before I realised I was God"

[matgb]

Hey, this one's not bad. Maybe I should get it printed up...

Pink? Not bad, although I could do without the elf references :-(

[mapp.livejournal.com]

"The only thing keeping you alive is my apathy."

[shadow-exe.livejournal.com]

Is that a slogan, or a statement of diapproval towards the whole conversation?