Thankfully, elves don't exist...

[matgb]

Remember the Belfast Elf? He's been sent down fot two years:

I don't envy this bloke when he gets to Maghaberry. He will be the laughing stock of the jail.

Although, to be fair, mockery is somethinghe should be used to by now:

Before sentence was passed a lawyer for Boyd revealed that since the incident he had lost his job at Queen's University Belfast and both he and his wife had been subjected to ridicule.

The only mental issue claimed by his defense team was depression. I'd have thought a major psychosis makes you think you're an Elf from 2070, but, y'know, not my case.

Ouch.