Thankfully, elves don't exist...

[matgb]

Remember the Belfast Elf? He's been sent down fot two years:

I don't envy this bloke when he gets to Maghaberry. He will be the laughing stock of the jail.

Although, to be fair, mockery is somethinghe should be used to by now:

Before sentence was passed a lawyer for Boyd revealed that since the incident he had lost his job at Queen's University Belfast and both he and his wife had been subjected to ridicule.

The only mental issue claimed by his defense team was depression. I'd have thought a major psychosis makes you think you're an Elf from 2070, but, y'know, not my case.

Ouch.

Comments

[mapp.livejournal.com]

The moral of the story is that you should play Cyberpunk.

[matgb]

No no no. the moral of the story is give up playing RPGs and play Blood Bowl instead.

Probably.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Clearly whatever he's been smoking isn't good for his mental elf.

[matgb]

Y'see that comment? That was bad. Really really bad.

Norty girl. Go to my room.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Would that I could, love, would that I could.

[(Anonymous)]

As I stumble across this story in my drunken state I like the "may have blurred reality and fantasy."

Right, only "may..." that makes me feel so much better...

[shakalooloo.livejournal.com]

It's perfectly possible that he may have been right...

[davidnm.livejournal.com]

That story made me laugh so much when I saw it... Nothing like schadenfreude to make a day go a bit faster.

(Aaah, bitter, me? Never! Umm... Well okay, maybe just a bit.)