Deny this bloke a keyboard.

This guy has more than a few problems. Don't bother reading past about post 20 as he goes away and it's just people telling him how crap he is. Courtesy of MrTim who the economists out there may find worth reading.

Oh, go on then...

Memage from freddiefraggles et al.
For each letter, put something that cheers you up. Leave it blank if you can't think of something, but go back to it later.

Hmm; how about people suggest things for the blanks? Might make it more, um, fun?
( List type thing... )

Not bad, a few too many gaps though: missing E, J, K, N, O, U, X, Y, Z; any ideas?

[Edit:] E & X from Bianca, Nothin from Sarah (Unicorns? I think not). I've done a Douglas Adams reference already although Freddie's K is a good one.
[Edit 2:]Have added a J&K, one was suggested, the other prompted by a look at the pile of books waiting to be shelved. Still stuck on NOUY&Z.