Mat Bowles

See, I don't like that much, but I maintain that there'sless flashing. Take the phrases and add flashing only for comedic pauses.

I'd do it like this:

I
am a citizen
of the Universe
and
a gentleman to boot

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If you're really a
Goth
Where were you
when we sacked
Rome?

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And actually, 'Think' can stay, though I'd possibly do each line at a time. I'm a fast reader, so don'ttrust me on timing.