Poll: Marry, Shag or kill?

[matgb]

I've mentioned that shared brain thing, right? I finished reading something, got up to go check on the pizzas, stole a kiss from Jennie on the way past and said I had a poll to post when I got back up. She showed me her screen and asked if it would look a bit like this. To which the answer is yes, yes it would. Female voters 'fancy Cameron' apparently, but we're both convinced it's the old shag, marry or kill question, so here we go.
[Poll #1187280]
(trying inserting her poll into my post, might not work, will likely take you to her post when you vote, never done this before)

Comments

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

There's some sick sick people wanting to Bag Brown. Eurgh!

[alex-wilcock.livejournal.com]

I can understand your fiancée’s idea (hi, Jennie! And, yes, the poll does switch to her post) that bagging Cameron would be the best option because he’s rich and you could shag around… But no, no, I couldn’t live with myself for marrying such a git, surely. So it’d have to be marry Nick (at least you could talk to him) and then – tempting as it is to shag Cameron so as to publish the photos and appal his core vote – Cameron is probably the most vile, so he’s the one I’d most want to crag.

And, after all, Brown has already shagged us all, so it wouldn’t be the first time with him.

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Touché ;)

[matgb]

Cameron is probably the most vile

Heh, something we disagree on—remember my old pre-membership tactical voting campaign idea? Still something I'm thinking about, I'd rather see Cameron than Brown currently.

Which is a very scary position given my generally very-leftwards outlook. But then, the boy is a Whig after all.

[alex-wilcock.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, Richard came up with the Brown gag. But we also have a single mind.

I've reached the point where - as with Ken the other week - I'm satisfied to see Labour gone after the appalling things they're doing, though not happy to see the Tories in. But then, in 1997 I was howled at at my count (coming a glorious third) for my gracious concession speech saying Labour would be just the same as the Tories and they'd all be horribly disappointed, so it's hardly much of a turnaround.

But as your poll was just about the three leaders, I dislike Brown but think he's enduring some of his own punishment. Whereas I just loathe Cameron. If Blair had still been in the mix, mind, those Cameron photos would have had to come back into play...

[freddiefraggles.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you've both posted this without giving images so that we can actually make an informed decision!

Bloody hell, what is the world coming to!? I will have to use Google!

OHGODICAN'TCOPE!!1one

[matgb]

Here's a hint. Brown is the ugliest of the two politicos in this icon (wot your bloke made for me), Clegg isn't in it but is actually not ugly (and better looking than 90% of politicians, male or female).

[freddiefraggles.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I don't ever recall seeing a picture of Clegg. Ever.

[matgb]

The horrible publicity shot:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Nick_Clegg_MP.jpg
Richard (boyfriend of Alex above)'s shot:
http://millenniumelephant.blogspot.com/2008/05/day-2684-hundred-and-forty-one-days-of.html
Gavin's piss take:
http://www.gavinwhenman.com/2008/05/08/nick-clegg-bloggers-interview/
None of them really look like him, he seems to age in pictures, in person he looks about 14...

(but yeah, media bias much?)

[freddiefraggles.livejournal.com]

He looks rather like Cameron, doesn't he? Is that intentional on the part of the Lib Dems? :P

[matgb]

He was "the leader after next" for a lot of people when he was still just an MEP, way before anyone had heard of Cameron.

I'd say both look more similar to Blair in '95 than they do to each other TBH.