Battle Monsters!

[matgb]

Via two_brains

mat bowles is a Human-Sized Bee that rides around in a Metal Tripod, and has a single Horn on its Forehead and X-Ray Vision. Strength: 3 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat mat bowles, enter your name and choose an attack: fights mat bowles using Strength Agility Intelligence

Of course, we're not going to mention what MatGB is.