Battle Monsters!

[matgb]

Via two_brains

mat bowles is a Human-Sized Bee that rides around in a Metal Tripod, and has a single Horn on its Forehead and X-Ray Vision. Strength: 3 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat mat bowles, enter your name and choose an attack: fights mat bowles using Strength Agility Intelligence

Of course, we're not going to mention what MatGB is.

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[tiredstars.livejournal.com]

pwned.

tiredstars is a Giant Dragon that spits Jets of Water, has Huge, Sharp Claws and a Long, Prehensile Tongue, and can Change Shape. Strength: 9 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 11 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat tiredstars, enter your name and choose an attack: fights tiredstars using Strength Agility Intelligence

[silentgreeneyes.livejournal.com]

Dot is a Human-Sized Lizard that spins Vast Webs. Strength: 4 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Dot, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Dot using Strength Agility Intelligence

Dot beats Mr Mat,

Dorothy is a Human-Sized Mecha-Blob that breathes Poisonous Gas, spits Ice, and has a Computer for a Brain and Heavy Metal Armour. Strength: 4 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Dorothy, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Dorothy using Strength Agility Intelligence

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Dot beats Mr Mat,


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As does Dorothy
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But my Colossal Ant from the Deep rules all!!

MUAHAAHA

*cough*

[matgb]

Weird...

Dot is a Human-Sized Lizard that spins Vast Webs. Strength: 4 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Dot, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Dot using Strength Agility Intelligence

Dorothy is a Human-Sized Mecha-Blob that breathes Poisonous Gas, spits Ice, and has a Computer for a Brain and Heavy Metal Armour. Strength: 4 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 4 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Dorothy, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Dorothy using Strength Agility Intelligence

Dorothy Constable is a Collosal Ant that was Summoned from The Deep, emits Ultrasonic Screams, has a Single Giant Eye, can Fly, and CANNOT BE STOPPED. Strength: 14 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 9 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Dorothy Constable, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Dorothy Constable using Strength Agility Intelligence

You missed the last few tags from the middle one, silly girl ;-)

[silentgreeneyes.livejournal.com]

No calling me silly, I'm ill :P

[matgb]

So is I, so I can do what I like ;-)

[silentgreeneyes.livejournal.com]

I have glandular fever
what do you have? :p

[matgb]

A crappy cold that's had me laid up all week, for all I know it's a symptom of something else. Have I also mentioned doctorphobia?

[silentgreeneyes.livejournal.com]

least you don't have two swolen glands on your shoulder.
will show em tomorrow.

Now I want to go pass out for a bit
Or something

Geeksoc tomorrow or no?

[matgb]

Tomorrow? Probably, depends how I feel, horribly groggy currently, sneezing constantyl, most annoying...

[freddiefraggles.livejournal.com]

Did you give me that?

ok, excepting the constant sneezing, I feel exactly the same.

[matgb]

I got it from my deputy Zoe, and came down with it Tuesday, so I may have had it and been infectious Sunday, but then, Christy's got almost identical, and she's in Reading and I haven't seen her since New Years.

It's just grotty bug of the minute.

[silentgreeneyes.livejournal.com]

thankfully I don't have the sneezy.
Developing the bunged up
Got the lacking-in-energy-sleeping-lots
and the high temp
and the general 'ugh'

[silentgreeneyes.livejournal.com]

Well... feck... :/