| How old are you? | 30 |
| At what age did you move out of home? | 18, 22 and finally 25 |
| Do you like your parents? | Mostly |
| Do you feel like you 'fit in'? | Only when I'm with the other freaks |
| How many 'true' friends do you have? | 3 or 4 |
| Do you have more online friends than real life friends? | Yup; makes arranging holidays easier... |
| How many of your online friends have you met? | A lot, over 200 |
| Do you think you could ever kill? | No |
| Do you feel hate for anyone? | No |
| Do you have fucked up sexual fantasies that you dont like to discuss? | Yup, but I'd talk about them with the right person... |
| Are you attracted to same sex people? | Not recently |
| Were you a good student? | No |
| Do you have contact with anyone drug or alcohol addicted? | Yes |
| What is your addiction? | Coffee and chocolate |
| Is there anything you find particularly repulsive? | Stupidity and bigotry |
| Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman | Chocolate |
| Do you prefer to be inside or outside? | Inside |
| Day time or night time? | Night |
| Do you have a short temper? | Sometimes |
| What are your turn offs? | Stupidity, ignorance, innocence |
| and turn ons? | Apart from offers of sex? Open attitude, funny, oh, nice legs help... |
| sex before marriage? | Absolutely |
| Do you attend church? | Never, committed atheist |
| Would you fuck a sheep? | Maybe |
| No youre misunderstanding me Prince Valiant, I mean if you were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep? | Oh, probably, depends on the other sheep. |
| Do you like yourself? | Most of the time |
| Do you like the way you look? | Does anyone? Need to loose the paunch |
| What are you afraid of? | Failure, aggressive drunks, stampeding wildebeests |
| cremation or burial? | Green buriel under a tree |
| Snoogins! | Snoochy woochy |
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