Silly long meme

[matgb]

Via rhythmaning
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.  (At all, unless DVDs count, don't have a licence, etc...)	✓ I own lots of books.  (Far too many, the bookshelves are full)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.	× I love to play video games.	× I've tried marijuana.  (Been in the same room as people out of their brains, but it just doesn't appeal)
✓ I've watched porn movies.  (Hasn't everyone my age?)	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (I'm friends with most of my exes)	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.  (Silly USians, I assume they mean swear?)	× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.  (I love the rain)
× I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (Nope, unless there was a serious disfiguring injury, just can't see the point...)	✓ I need/want money right now.  (I'm still utterly skint)
× I love sushi.  (Dude? Vegetarian)	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Haven't gambled properly for ages, and I tend to end up 'up' on small stakes stuff)	✓ I have at least one sibling.  (Sister)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.  (I live in the country of my birth though)	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.  (Meh, half my friends withold their number anyway...)
× I like the way that I look.	× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	✓ I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	✓ I slept with a roommate.  (If that means "housemate" in USian?)
✓ I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.  ("pecked"? Does that mean kissed?)	× I enjoy talking on the phone.   (Hate it. My job? Spend half the time on the phone)	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.  (Hate shopping)	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.  (Can you tell?)	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (I rarely drink heavily)	× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.  (Um, if anyone doesn't "currently like someone", I'm scared. But the whole poly/still friends with exes thing kicks in here...)	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (Meh, 31, who needs a life plan yet...)	✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.  (Sunlight (mild) and nuts (mild))
✓ I have a lot to learn.  (As does everyone else. That I've learnt a lot more than most already is irrelevent)	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex.  (On the 'asking them out' front, yes. On the 'inadvertently flirting outragiously without realising'? I do that all the time...)	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.  (Um, haven't we covered alcohol already?)	✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  (And she thought it was funny as well (the friend that is))
× I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.  ("some" being the crucial word there.)
× I would die for my best friends.	✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.  (Sometimes, anyway, when I'm not apathetic)	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (Chance'd be a fine thing...)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (WTF is candy anyway, is it USian for chocolate?)	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.  (See many answers above)	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.  (Mostly straight, so far anyway...)	× Democrat.  (Liberal, and Democrat, neither of which is close to the current mess that is the US Democratic party, which is neither)	× Republican.  (Nope, reformed and now constitutional monarchist)
✓ I don't even know what I am.  (Does anyone?)	✓ I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.  (Unclear question, I prefer someone who isn't a sweet little innocent)
× I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).  (Sort of, although I'm in the office now...)	✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (Mostly)	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.  (I've jumped off a cliff, does that count?)	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (Glorious Revolution mkII please...)	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.  (I'm in an office now)	✓ I went to college out of state.  (Well, I dropped out of a course in Manchester when I was 19)	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.  (Meh, colours? They are for lesser people...)	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	× I can pick up things with my toes.	✓ I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	× I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.  (If counties count?)	✓ I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.  (I like the way women look, period.)	× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian.	× I can speak more than one language.	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.  (I find falling asleep difficult)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Airports, regularly)	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.  (I once spent Christmas completely alone because I wanted to? Oh, I was on a different continent to everyone for one as well)	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (Well, yes, but I'm a bloke, so dancing topless isn't really anything special.)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (I couldn't be bothered to use any.)	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (I have no problem with anyone for making money how they see fit (and an ex worked as a stripper for awhile))	✓ I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.  (Well, not the first. I'm a coward as well)	✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.  (Every damn morning)	✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (No, no no. Horrible game, it's an insult toe the gaming industry)	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.  (Badly)
× I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (Yeah, right...)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (Most of my real life friends are LJ friends anyway...)	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

Guess where I am? Maybe I spoke too soon last weekend, ah well...

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I did the meme. It was long. It exploded my blogger blog.

[(Anonymous)]

That was me, LordHutton