Shaolin temple demands apology for ninja insult

[matgb]

They're, um, a bit touchy these Chinese martial artists n'est ce pas?

The moral of this tale? Do not be insulting the good name of Kung Fu, for they're watching your anonymous posts on obscure internet forums and may get all legal on your arse...

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There are no ninja. Ninja do not exist. They are mere peasant stories, superstitions, excuses. The ninja do not exist, they have never existed. We destroyed them all. They're all gone.

Just to be clear...

Comments

[sylo-tode.livejournal.com]

Maybe if this happened more often, people would be less likely to post bullshit. Instead of passing on a FOF story as gospel truth, they'd try looking it up to make sure their facts are right.




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Nah. It'll take more than that to fix Fox 'News."

[matgb]

Possibly, possibly. I'm actually more mocking the monks, idiots posting on forums will always exist, threatening to sue them is, well, a little extreme.

But there's also the massive Japan vs China thing, which is too scary to worry about too much.