Shaolin temple demands apology for ninja insult

[matgb]

They're, um, a bit touchy these Chinese martial artists n'est ce pas?

The moral of this tale? Do not be insulting the good name of Kung Fu, for they're watching your anonymous posts on obscure internet forums and may get all legal on your arse...

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There are no ninja. Ninja do not exist. They are mere peasant stories, superstitions, excuses. The ninja do not exist, they have never existed. We destroyed them all. They're all gone.

Just to be clear...

Comments

[stillcarl.livejournal.com]

I would so get China's phone directory and start apologizing to all of China, one person at a time - on the internets. A big list, with an individual apology to each and every one on them.

[matgb]

Right. Ok then.

Somehow, don't think that's likely to happen. Anonymous 'net troll gets result...

(Also? I beat Slashdot to posting this. For some reason that made me happy)