Mat Bowles

Quoth the man himself:

This is the only hotel I know where they have a glass butt-plug thing in the bathroom which turns out to be for putting your rings on x

Which would be bad enough, but then it gets worse:

Though, come to think of it, that's what butt plugs are for. Doh! I'll have to take a pic and show you. Weird thing.

Who says Twitter is just for pointless frivolity. Oh, wait, I think I may have said it's best for pointless frivolity. Case proven.