Mat Bowles

As a result of spy probe data released today by the ESA, US President George W. Bush had the following comment:

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There is new evidence that Osama bin Laden has been receiving material support from the Titanians. Our will is strong, our resolve unquenchable. We must take swift action to defeat this terrorist threat... from our neighbor to the West... wait... they're to the East now? Well, how did that happen? What do you mean it's night?
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Oil crisis? What oil crisis, all we need to do is get to Titan and we've all the oil we need!^[1] More seriously, according to a comment at John's this is old news. Like, three or four years old. Any of the more informed astro-types reading this able to confirm?

Regardless, fairly interesting information, wonder if any of it would be usable? PLZCNWEBHVNG a space elevator soon?

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[1] ETA: I was joking about importing the oil here people. SRSLY, I get that it's not the best idea...