Shaolin temple demands apology for ninja insult

[matgb]

They're, um, a bit touchy these Chinese martial artists n'est ce pas?

The moral of this tale? Do not be insulting the good name of Kung Fu, for they're watching your anonymous posts on obscure internet forums and may get all legal on your arse...

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There are no ninja. Ninja do not exist. They are mere peasant stories, superstitions, excuses. The ninja do not exist, they have never existed. We destroyed them all. They're all gone.

Just to be clear...

Comments

[tyrell.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! I just assumed it was an official Japanese government press release. They've been denying there are any Ninja clans for a while, and only pointing to the 'sanctioned' non-lethal training like Bujinkan. *coughbollockscough*

However, that card rules :)